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Old 07-20-08, 02:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's best not to judge a book by it's cover.

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.

So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
of the other girls. So the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry"
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified. The baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer,
"She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
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Old 07-20-08, 09:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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;)
that was a good one!
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Old 07-21-08, 04:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i thought there wa no such thing as being a "little bit" pregnant??? lol lol
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Old 07-21-08, 06:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Come on, Box - there are no ugly babies
Just ask any mother ... :)
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Old 07-21-08, 07:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The real moral to the story is - There's no such thing as the perfect woman.

Well, except my wife, of course.
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Old 07-23-08, 07:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by spud42 View Post
I thought there was no such thing as being a "little bit" pregnant???
Agreed. The story was probably a weeeeeeee bit of a stretch!
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Old 07-23-08, 10:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm...

Pregnant before marriage, that will never do and certainly would never happen in Scotland.

Good tall tale though.
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Old 07-23-08, 10:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That was just a weeee bit funny! Ok, it was very funny!
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