Program Product Announcement PRE_RELEASE DATE: April 2005
POCKET PC VIRTUAL UNIVERSE OPERATING SYSTEM (PPC/VU)
Highlights for PPC/VU
Because so many users have asked for an operating system of even greater capability than Pocket PC 2004, Microsoft announces the POCKET PC Virtual Universe Operating System – PPC/VU.
Running under PPC/VU, the individual user appears to have not merely a machine of their own, but an entire universe of their own, in which they can set up and take down their own programs, datasets, system networks, personnel, and planetary systems.
Users need only specify the universe they desire, and the PPC/VU system generation program (MSGOD) does the rest. This program will reside in MSGODLIB.SYS. The minimum time for this function is 6 days of activity and 1 day of review.
In conjunction with PPC/VU, all system utilities have been replaced by one program, MSPROPHET, which will reside in MSMESSIAH.SYS. This program has no parms or need for a registry as it knows what you want to do when it is executed.
Naturally, the user must have attained a certain degree of sophistication in the data processing field if an efficient utilization of PPC/VU is to be achieved. Frequent calls to nonresident galaxies, for instance, can lead to unexpected delays in the execution of a program.
Although Microsoft, through its wholly-owned subsidiary, The United States, is working on a program to upgrade the speed of light and thus reduce the overhead of extraterrestrial and metadimensional paging, users must be careful for the present to stay within the laws of physics.
Microsoft must charge an additional fee for violations.
Hardware Configuration:
PPC/VU will run on any Pocket PC compatible system equipped with Extended WARP feature.
Planned Availability: 18 BLEAMS.
Monthly charge:
Rental is twenty million dollars per CPU nanosecond. All major credit cards accepted except Diners Club.
Testing Period:
Unlimited testing allowance for PPC/VU is available to residents of Alpha Centauri (allow 68 years cryogenic travel time).
Distribution medium: 13 CD’s or 1 reverse bit twitched DVD Disc.
Pre-Announcements:
Users should be aware the Microsoft plans to migrate all existing systems and hardware to PPC/VU as soon as Intel engineers effect one output that is (conceptually) error free. This will give us a base to develop an even more powerful operating system, target date 2006, designated "Virtual Reality". PPC/VR is planned to enable the user to migrate to totally unreal universes. To aid the user in identifying the difference between "Virtual Reality" and "Real Reality", a file containing a linear arrangement of multisensory total records of successive moments of now will be established. It’s name will be MSSYS1.est.
Marketing support:
Nationwide support of PPC/VU will be provided by the Specialist Unit of the Redmond Region 4 Market Support Center.
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Plastic Display (as in, the new type, being worked on here in cambridge), Chip, Plutonium Rod, arial, projection unit
If they can make the Plutonium bendable.. then the whole thing could easily bend as much as your credit card, maybe ;)
Eveything will be on die (on the chip, in simple terms), Just imagine a chip with a 500MHz Processor (the clock won't need to be faster, becasue it will have a stupid amount of co processors and pipelines, multimedia instructions and other stuff) 1Tbyte Strata2 Flash, 512Gbyte SQDRRAM (Super Quad Data Rate RAM) Which would be clocked at 5THz (tera hertz) to avoid memory lag
CoProcessors would include:
* Fully programable Vector units,
* Synthesizable mpeg decoders
* Realtime 3d projection unit driver
* 1000 to 1 hardware realtime compression (why increase bandwidth when you can increase compression)
*409,600-bit realtime encryption with dna capabilitys.
MultiMedia instructions would include:
* Decode mpeg (1 instruction per 4Gbyte of mpeg, 0 latency)
* Multiply/Divide up to 4,096 64-bit double precision floats in 1 instruction, 0 latency
* Self Destruct, blow up the entire unit, creating a gauranteed at least 10Megaton blast, in 1 instruction (latency varies, depending on locations nuclear clean up capabilitys)
* Compress time, (new this year), since people have buiser and buiser schedules, intel devoped this to compress time, do 10 hhours work in just 0.5 microseconds, in one instruction, latency depends on parameters
Of course, the amount of internal registers would be at least 1024 and the internal cahce would be 512Mbyte Instruction/ 512Mbyte Dat
There may also be something as modern as a compact flash slot too, though it might be excluded as a cost cutting measure (lol)
all this should be availible by the year 2100, just in time for word destruction day ;)
It will not be running microsoft pocket pc, since microosft went bust in 2006 after loosing all their money on the Xbox2, they where brought by IBM, who later shot every employee, just as a saftey measure ;)
Was that over the top?
--jbit
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Users need only specify the universe they desire, and the PPC/VU system generation program (MSGOD) does the rest. This program will reside in MSGODLIB.SYS. The minimum time for this function is 6 days of activity and 1 day of review.
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Although Microsoft, through its wholly-owned subsidiary, The United States
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It will not be running microsoft pocket pc, since microosft went bust in 2006 after loosing all their money on the Xbox2, they where brought by IBM, who later shot every employee, just as a saftey measure
ROFLMAO
(oh, this has to stop...my stomach hurts from too much laughing)
you mean you guys are still using batteries??? sheesh , i ordered my X11 with the optional Mr. Fushion which of course drives the flux capacitor processor. man you guys are way out of sync.
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Originally posted by papabear you mean you guys are still using batteries??? sheesh , i ordered my X11 with the optional Mr. Fushion which of course drives the flux capacitor processor. man you guys are way out of sync.
Papabear, maybe you're still thinking about those "old-tech" hydrogen fuel cells. The new Axim X12 is powered by a neutrino battery from the solar mines at Alpha-Ceti 6. The power source should last about 800 years.
In the not so distance future we won't need device's like PDA's or laptop's anymore they will just insert a chip into you brain..
It's not as far away from happening as you may think.
Originally posted by Chrissss Papabear, maybe you're still thinking about those "old-tech" hydrogen fuel cells.
Seriously, fuel-cell is pretty o'school -- there was an article out a few days ago about Toshiba shipping out a laptop with fuelcell some time soon. The picture of the fuelcell is pretty huge tho... its kinda like the Quad-Battery that the Sony super-slim/picturebook uses.
Cheers.
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After traveling to 2020, I find myself called back to 2003, to right the wrongs associated with some posts issued on a historical website called AXIMSITE.com.
I always enjoy traveling back and using the "web", after living so far in the future where the idea of a web is truly quaint - after all, the connected world or the meta-domain is ubiquitous. The idea that you connect to a website is well, funny.
As one insightful user mentioned, the implants added at birth make for a truly interconnected society. Every PAN to the LAN, every LAN to the WAN, every WAN to the PLAN (Planetary Area Network).
The latest implant called Axicna (or Axim Inter Cranial Networked Architecture) promotes such features as:
2 Terabyte Transfer (Telepathic Information Transfer
10 Year Personal Transaction Recall (Remember all events which occurred)
Remote Sensing and Control (Limited functionality in sensing environment conditions and minimal control of physical objects through thought)
Dell is doing an outstanding job with these chips. I look forward to the next 20 years.
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