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Old 07-09-05, 06:10 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Frasier:
"Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call."

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Old 07-09-05, 06:51 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-05, 12:55 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-05, 05:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-05, 06:03 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-05, 09:05 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-05, 09:07 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-05, 12:21 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Seems this thread has taken a life of its own not entirely according to the original poster's desire so:
Can't remember this word for word...

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Old 07-11-05, 11:00 PM   #39 (permalink)
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even though i cant rmbr it, i like the one from the rock. C'mon, you know it, the one with the prom queen.
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Old 07-13-05, 08:16 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ecks
even though i cant rmbr it, i like the one from the rock. C'mon, you know it, the one with the prom queen.
Good one, I think it was:

"Losers whine about their best, winners go home and f*** the prom queen."
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Old 07-13-05, 10:15 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-05, 03:47 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-06, 10:35 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-06, 10:38 PM   #45 (permalink)
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what we have here is a failure to communicate
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