stevenator65

Originally Posted by Clave567

"I'm picking out a thermos for you. Not an ordinary thermos for you. But the extra best thermos you can buy." "They put the other cup-o-pizza bussiness outta bussiness." Navin Johnson (Steve Martin) "The Jerk"

Great ones Clave! Those are some of my all time favs.:approve:

Here's some more from Caddyshack:

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

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Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.

Dissonance

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Mr. Blonde

Clave567

Stevenator here's acouple more.

"He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans... More cans."

"Hey look my names tattooed right there under the J's. I bet more people see that than the phone book."

"Navine R. Johnson sounds like a typical run of the mill bast@rd."

"Open the windows. Open all the windows."

"You look so peaceful you all most look dead. "

"I have great news I finally found out what my special purpose is... I will be able to send more money next month as Patty has promised me a blow job."

All the Jerk most by Navine Johnson (Steve Martin)

DSmithZ28

"If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work. And they give you cash, which is just as good as money."

Yogi Berra - Aflac Commercial

stevenator65

Right back at you:

Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

Clave567

Navine "I can put the living space over here that way customers can come in and use the restroom, that way I wont disturb them and they wont disturb me."

Mr Hartouninian? "No not here"

Navine " Oh I probably couldn't aford this anway"

rdiver

"The things you own end up owning you." -Tyler Durden, Fight Club

rdiver

Just got done watching Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

"Lens cap"

ericcumbee

The Truth?? You Cant Handle the Truth!!!

rdiver

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

daddybfree

Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole g@^g-b@^g scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!c#?
Sean Smith: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?

ScratchyPDX

"Enough about the chimp and the bug!! Can we get back to me?!?!"

axzilla

What you got on my "40" homie ? Nuttin we aint got nuttin. Dont lie yall supposed to be some high rollers and always broke. Debo in "fridays"

ScratchyPDX

"What we got here is failure to communicate!"

Tien_Avenger

'Get rid of that shiney sissy pistol son and get yourself a Glock'