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post your favorite old simpsons quote

here's a few of mine:

homer - "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"





"Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game with me? I got two tick--
Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but -- [bites] Mmm, sacrilicious."




"Homer: (Offering Lisa a donut.) Donut?
Lisa: Uhh... got any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit."

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Lisa: My dad tried reading to me once but he got confused and thought it was real he is still looking for that chocolate factory today it consumes him :approve:

FlyACL

"Mmmmmmm..... Beeeer...."

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Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you
those Pep Pills.
Lisa: [peppy and speedy] What are you talking about-I don't need
pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll
comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys-
pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-Uh oh-uh oh... [walks out
of Bart's room and off-screen]
Uh oh. I gotta stop taking those pills...

And there was another favorite one of mine, but it slipped my mind.

littlerichie29

Homer: Are you a care bear?

And as the Bear pats a tire iron, he says "Yeah, i'm an INTENSIVE Care Bear"

Still cracks me up.

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Troy McClure: HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Ok know it is tome for some Ralph Wiggun quotes!

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Justin :approve: :approve: