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Old 08-29-05, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bird just took a dump on my Axim
I'm walking the stroller with my Axim in my shirt pocket and when I go to take my Axim out it's got $#%@ all over it!
Talk about good aim!
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Old 08-29-05, 09:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, you gotta admit, the bird had good taste.

Or maybe he was a palm user?
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Old 08-29-05, 09:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That bites! Was it in a case?
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Old 08-29-05, 10:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-05, 10:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yup, Magnesium case.
Wiped right off but still......

Frenchy: You made me think of the Benny Hill sketch.....
"I hope they never cross a pigeon with a cow"
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Old 08-29-05, 10:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How could you tell

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Old 08-29-05, 11:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it was prob a seagull..i haeard those things can take a crap in mid-air man..sorry to hear....
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Old 08-30-05, 01:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ecks
it was prob a seagull..i haeard those things can take a crap in mid-air man..sorry to hear....
Sounds like a shit-hawk performed the shot perfectly to get in your pocket. The Shit-winds must have been blowing perfectly to allow it.

(Some Canadians must know what I'm talking about, I mean look at my username)
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Old 08-30-05, 01:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Man... Talk about the s**ts... That has gotta suck for sure.
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Old 08-30-05, 02:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
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luckily it was in the case man...
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Old 08-30-05, 01:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That's just too funny...at least it had a case on it. I have seen something similar while in high school. While we were outside on the bleachers during my senior year getting into position so we took the shape of the year we were graduating, my buddy was wearing a black turtleneck and a flock of birds came by and one of them took a crap and it landed straight across his chest...talk about embarassing and having a crappy day.
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Old 08-30-05, 02:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I heard that a bird crapping on you is good luck. Maybe your ax will be trouble free from now on.
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Old 08-30-05, 02:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-05, 03:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Now it makes sense...
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