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Old 09-13-05, 06:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tips for those of you that don't understand the wonderful game of cricket

The rules of Cricket





You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.

There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!



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I trust that clears it all up for you all!!!!!!
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Old 09-13-05, 07:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wtf?? haha ya i think i get it now
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Old 09-13-05, 07:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes, I've seen that tea-towel as well.

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can I point out that.....

WE WON THE ASHES !!!

Time for a nice cup of tea
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Old 09-13-05, 09:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Umm I still don't get it. If your out your in what is the Pitch?
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Old 09-13-05, 09:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL - Excellent!! :)
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Old 09-13-05, 10:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Anyone want to explain rugby now?
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Very good explanation but still I prefer Hockey (capital H)
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Old 09-13-05, 10:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Rugby is cool(even though I don't understand the rules).

What sport is cricket? is that the one like golf but hte clubs are HUGH! and you have to hit the balls through those like archway things? or is it like baseball were every one is wearing white and have HUGH! bats? or is it that I have made a hugh embarassment of myself and it's something completely different?
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You figured it out Bravo! clap! clap!
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I think they both use wickets?
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Rugby is cool(even though I don't understand the rules).

What sport is cricket? is that the one like golf but hte clubs are HUGH! and you have to hit the balls through those like archway things?
Thats Croquet.

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or is it like baseball were every one is wearing white and have HUGH! bats?
Yes that one.
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Huh?......
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jmj - cricket is the last one
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oh that Huh? was delayed. I wanted to post it after frenchys post but my brain is functioning slower than my body.
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when England wins the Ashes tournament against Australia it's just like david slaying goliath
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