Tips for those of you that don't understand the wonderful game of cricket
The rules of Cricket
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.
When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in.
There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
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I trust that clears it all up for you all!!!!!!
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Avast ya scurver wretch's
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I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
Rugby is cool(even though I don't understand the rules).
What sport is cricket? is that the one like golf but hte clubs are HUGH! and you have to hit the balls through those like archway things? or is it like baseball were every one is wearing white and have HUGH! bats? or is it that I have made a hugh embarassment of myself and it's something completely different?
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