Language bragging!

C, C++, C#, x86 assembler, MC68000 assembler, Java, jsp, php, html, perl, VB6, VBA, haskell, prolog, SQL, shellscripting (mostly bash, but MS-DOS batchscripts on occasion) extensively and probably some more that I've forgotten about.
I've used javascript quite alot, but only "copy, paste and adapt".
I wouldn't say that I'm anything other than a former Java programmer, though.
Perhaps C, C++ and VB6 if I bend the truth a bit (even though I've developed some pretty nifty apps in most of the other languages, some recently, I wouldn't say that I "know" them at the moment)
I would also say that someone who doesn't know any programming/scripting languages isn't an idiot but probably has got a life.
