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You will be spending lots of Quality Time with your new best friend..........speaking of spending.........hold your new friend close to your nose and get a real good whiff of Bubba Mike's MojoSmoke. It's the secret voodoo smoke that Bubba Mike puts into our Axims. It is allowed to slowly escape and entices us to continually max out our credit cards on accessories and software.
MojoSmoke escapes through special release vents, one is usually near the top of the device Code Named “Mic”, the others are along the stylus side and are not explained in any way. These vents are connected by a VooDooWormHole that allows a convection current to pass over the Endorphin Tickler Chip before passing out the Axim at the opposite end of the Worm Hole.
To intentionally activate the Worm Hole, take your least used Credit card and make the sign of the
Dollar Sign several times over the screen. Several Credit (or Debit) Cards in one hand and an Axim in the other can only lead to an increased release of MojoSmoke, which can only lead to
one thing.......
Maxed Out Cards!!
And actually
touching any $$ Card to the Axim....well, the magnetic stripe on the card will put the Endorphin Tickler Chip into HyperWarpTurbo Mode (with 7200RPM nano-fans engaged), which only
increases the effect of the MojoSmoke.
Please use caution when handling your Credit Cards around your Axim! You don't want to be embarrased by having your Card rejected on your next Big Night Out, do you? Or having to explain to the Pants in the Family (especially if they're Culottes or Capri) about all those charges to Handango, RhinoSkin and CompU$A, etc..........
You will be amazed at what you will find yourself wanting to do! Visiting sites like
Handango PPC and
Pocket Gear, Searching AximSite using the magical words:
favorite AND program* OR application* (make sure you check Titles Only or you will be overwwhelmed)!
MojoSmoke cannot be replenished into an older model, and unless you have found a 12 Step MSA Group, you will be hopelessly caught in the loop of
needing more, More......
MORE!!!!
And when it runs out (and it
will run out), you are then left with a craving for the next newer (and more expensive) model of Axim most certainly, just recently, released onto the market.
As an example: Please locate
any post by User multpda, in the following thread;
Rumor: VXA 624mhz 128mbram 64rom 3.7' screen VGA mode
And you
MUST ALSO IMMEDIATELY begin the Quest for the Perfect Case!!!!
We bid you Welcome and wish you Luck, Godspeed and the ability to work much overtime!